too stupid to live

This is a mental and social disorder where by an individual is deemed to be an unproductive member of society because s/he lacks the mental aptitude, social skills and general zest necessary to do so. ***Symptoms*** *extremely lazy *complains excessively *thinks s/he has a musical talent but is really tone deaf *expects others to make meals for him *expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves *will attend school for a major that will not get him/her far in life (ex. such as drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is *too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt s/he has acquired *when s/he is given a job, s/he is content to work for free *typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene *leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom *unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine *uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day *usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online *likes to complain how he's way too busy,yet he manages to spend 2 hours on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f